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Overrun with Damned teens
- 1,555,524 irate young people
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41 Problems with Young People…

they’re too tall
they’re tattooed freaks
they’re crazy sex fiends
they dress like morons
they mumble all the time
they can’t drive worth crap
they’re functionally illiterate
they have weirdo haircuts
they’re high on the drugs
they’re so damned disrespectful
they’re godless heathens
they pee too much
they talk about politics
they have ridiculous nicknames
They have terrible posture
They all swear like sailors
they pierce their damned faces
they’re all video game addicts
they’re all fat-assed
they all have disorders
they listen to rap music
they sleep all day
they all have cell phones
they all gamble
they’re all toting guns
they’re all unisexed freaks
they won’t move out!
they refuse to work for a living
they’re all hooked on porn
they dance like idiots
they don’t understand romance
they drink sissy drinks
they never crack a book
they want everything now!
they’re damned fearless
they’re damned know it alls
they eat like pigs
they’re materialistic
they have no ambition
they have access to too much info
they’re afraid to get dirty
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