New Products from the Old Man at Donco (Pharma Division)
A while back I found my old A.C. Gilbert Chemistry set in the basement and decided to put it to use developing some products which would benefit seniors and damned young people alike.
It seems that nowadays hand sanitizers are thrust in front of you at every damned turn.
It strikes me though that while young people are all germophobic pinheads when it comes to the common cold, they aren’t in the least bit concerned about the steady stream of filth spilling out of their yaps.
I say it’s time they stopped fussing over the cooties on their hands and started started disinfecting their damned mouths.
Selective Hearing Aids
Now that Mouth Sanitizers have addressed the oral hygiene problem for damned young people, we can move on to Aural Hygiene for seniors.
Tattoo Cessastion Patches
Personally, I encourage young people to smoke. They’re too damned tall as it is and some growth stunting is long overdue. If they really want to kick some habit, I’d suggest they begin with their insatiable appetite for self-mutilation.
Coming next from Donco Pharma: “pull ups” training pants for teenagers.
Supplies are limited so order today.