Did I Forget to Mention the 10-Minute Lunch Hour?
I’m getting damned sceptical of all these complaints about the economy. It seems to me that if someone wants to work and is willing to work hard there will always be opportunity.
Just this week, I posted the following notice on the bulletin board at the supermarket. You’d think that if things are as bad as people say, my damned phone would have been ringing off the hook.
Well my phone did ring but just with calls from young delinquents using obvious “gag” names and trying to pull moronic pranks on me.
I received only two serious applications and after a careful phone vetting neither young Mr. Chronic nor his friend Gaylord bothered to show for an interview. Disgraceful.
And so I’m putting you damned unemployed young folk on notice that you’ll receive no more sympathy – or job offers – from me.
(A special thanks to Bearman, over at bearman cartoons for whipping up the Don Mills Public Service Annoucement (on the right there, damn it). Good to see I’m as handsome animated as I am in real life.)