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This God Damned Funny Business is No Laughing Matter

It seems to me that one of the best indicators of this nation’s moral decay is the reprehensible nonsense that passes for humor nowadays.

When I was a boy, people didn’t have time for humor. We were too busy wiping the smirk off Hitler’s face to concern ourselves with mindless tittering and idle guffaws. For us, laughter was like shoe laces or smallpox vaccines – nice to have but not a luxury most of us could afford.

And when we did indulge ourselves in some mindless comic diversion we sought out decent, civilized humorists – men who told knock-knock jokes and lamented their wives outrageous spending and disappointing attempts to make pot roast. Men who peppered us with puns and poked fun at the foibles of nagging mothers-in-laws and the dangers of shady foreigners.

Our comics didn’t denigrate our country’s values – they embodied them.

These days though it seems that every flinty reprobate with a dirty mind and a misanthropic axe to grind is parading across the screen of my Magnavox clutching at his genitals, telling off-color jokes and carrying on a like raving fool on a day pass from a home for the criminally profane.

You never heard Bud Abbot calling President Roosevelt a “douchebag” or poking fun at the Lindbergh baby. You never heard Jack Benny talk about smoking amphetamines or “bumpin’ uglies” with the Andrews Sisters. Those men had class – and they understood that if they crossed a line we’d beat them senseless with a sack of righteous indignation faster than you could say Fatty Arbuckle or The First Amendment.

There are no “take my wife” jokes or innocent jabs at those rascally drink-loving Irish anymore. Every degenerate quipster these days has to crack wise about social inequality, political scandal, the female anatomy and every other issue my generation spent years suppressing, denying and working tirelessly to ignore. They’re subversive, they’re crude and they’re undoing our social fabric one HBO special at a time.

If you ask me we’re on a path to damnation – and if we don’t change our comedic stripes soon and return to the simple pleasures of double entendres, amusing pratfalls and adeptly censored one-liners it won’t be long before we get our just desserts and are spending an eternity sitting through an never-ending “open mic night” in the Lenny Bruce Lounge of the Holiday Inn in Hell.

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  1. 10:03 pm

    “home for the criminally profane”

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I know a lot of people who should be locked up there.

    • 10:22 pm

      Thank you yellowcat,

      I think 90 per cent of the damned population belongs there. An old man can’t turn on his television set without some kind of nasty assault against common decency slapping him in the face. 1000 “comedy” channels on the airwaves and not one decent “knock knock” network to be found anywhere.

      All the best,

      Don

      • 6:43 pm

        You got that right Don. The boob tube has truly become the portal of the perverse. When I was a kid, I would stay up late and try to catch an episode of Benny Hill, because of the slight chance of seeing a brief glimpse of a woman’s knocker! kids now have instant access to the most vile content known to man.
        I pretty much stick to the Golf and Military/history channels. I can’t even find the old Warner bros. classic cartoons becuase the have been deemed not PC!

      • anon permalink
        10:06 am

        It’s called a remote and when you don’t like what’s on you just change the damn channel, arsewhipe. For a guy that moans about youth being so lazy, you think this concept would be easy to grasp. Goodness, you got a lot of pansies that suck up to you on here.

      • 2:47 pm

        This old man is EXTREMELY ACCURATE. Our youth & young adults have their heads up their ass & if we don’t change as a society, God help us if WWIII ever breaks out! We are a society of liberals & men who are about as tough as a 3 year old girl. What happened to the real men who fought in WWII & Korea? We as a nation are looked upon as a bunch of weak young men who only care about themselves and not their country 1st like how it should be. GOD HELP US…

      • DaPoet permalink
        3:02 pm

        So…Don’t watch it and go read a book instead.

  2. 10:05 pm

    Ah, Don, then you will love my dad’s sense of humor. Here is his favorite joke:
    “If a pickle and a half costs a cent and a half, how much will two pickles cost?”
    Me, sort of dumbfounded: “Uh, two cents?”
    My dad, slapping his knee and laughing, “Yes!”

    Feel free to use this joke liberally when you want to impress people.

  3. 10:25 pm

    Thanks very much Life in the Boomer Lane,

    I’ll be sure to save that gem for open mic night at the seniors center. A good pickle joke is always sure to bring down the house.

    Always a pleasure to hear from you.

    Best,

    Don

  4. 10:29 pm

    I’m so much in agreement with you that I can’t laugh. There’s nothing funny about much of what passes for “humor” these days. Which may be why I watch so little “comedy.”

    • 10:51 pm

      Thank you PiedType,

      It’s true. If it weren’t for damned politicians there’d be nothing at all on the idiot box for a grown man to laugh at.

      All the best and thanks for visiting.

      Don

  5. 10:39 pm

    Dear Don,
    another excellent post, bang on the point.
    What I don’t understand is this curious emphasis on their so called Political Correctness.

    Would Bob Hope have made such great films if he’s been Politically Correct, I think not.

    Would the great Jack Benny have been able to mug in his hilarious (and slightly camp) way through another violin piece? I don’t think so.

    I am waiting for the Vegetable Rights people to impliment a ban on Banana Skin prat falls as unfair to the slippery yellow fruit.

    Sometimes I despair. What ever happened to the traditional raucus belly-laugh?

    Laurel and Hardy’s decomposing bodies must be spinning in their graves.

    Ah well, there’s always fun in a pun.

    Yours Aye,
    TSB

    • 11:01 pm

      Thank you TwistedScottishBastard,

      Well said, as always. And you raise an interesting point. It’s an odd combination – political correctness combined with the type of profanity that would peel paint from the wall. I guess being as coarse as 50 grit sandpaper is an equally opportunity offence and therefore, considered fair play.

      Long live the pun.

      All the best, TSB. Hope you had a restful and enjoyable holiday season.

      Don

  6. 10:49 pm

    I have been back through your archives over the past week and have (nearly) read them all. You have provided me with a laugh and an education, one post at a time. Nice to see you in 2012 too Mr Mills.

    • 11:02 pm

      Many thanks An Observant Mind,

      I appreciate the kind words and your taking the time to comb the archives.

      All the best and thanks kindly for visiting.

      Don

  7. 10:57 pm

    Mr. Mills

    On the whole, I find myself in such vigorous agreement with your sentiments that porridge just shot out of my nose. That said, I am concerned that your post overlooks the proliferation of comedic pleasure to be had from an early morning visit to your local skate-park: can of oil in one hand and opera glasses tucked discreetly in one’s top pocket, preparatory to a day of educational merriment.

    While youthful stupidity still exists, there will always be a need for absorbent pads.

    Your avid follower,

    Alex (aka Squid (Damp))

    • 11:09 pm

      Many thanks Alex (aka Squid (Damp)),

      I fully agree that there are still some laughs to be found in the world – from observing young people attempting mental math to loosening the bolts on the wheels of their skateboards to tripping indolent nogoodnicks with my cane.

      Sadly, however, very few of those precious moments seem to make their way onto my Magnavox. If it weren’t for my occasional forays to the food court at mall, I’d get no chuckles at all.

      All the best, Alex, and thanks for visiting.

      Don

  8. 11:27 pm

    Yeah, bring back The Three Stooges! Nothing quite as funny as a poke in the eye!

    • 1:36 am

      Thank you notquiteold,

      A good prat fall is always nice too. And if a film doesn’t have at least one cream pie fight, it’s really not worth watching.

      Best regards,

      Don

      • Sedate Me permalink
        8:04 pm

        Sir, I expect that despite the swearing, nudity, & disrespect for authority, you’d give Animal House a “thumbs up”, if for nothing more than the cafeteria food fight scene.

    • 6:50 pm

      The Three Stooges you say? You know they are classic comedy because a child,dad, and grand-dad can sit and enjoy them together!

  9. 12:24 am

    My family recently discussed this same subject. I think the potty foul humor is the easiest and most boring. I went to a comedy club night where a black man made racial slurs about himself all night. I was so uncomfortable. Give me a good one-liner or pun any day!
    BTW Duck Soup played on TCM before Christmas and it was hilarious!!

    • 1:42 am

      Thank you susielindau,

      My wife, Aggie, always hated my penchant for puns but I still maintain it’s a fine form of humor.

      I’m sorry I missed Duck Soup. I haven’t seen it in decades.

      All the best.

      Don

  10. 1:21 am

    Sir, I give you Red Skelton :)

  11. 1:58 am

    Give me the Honeymooners, Dick VanDyke, I Love Lucy, Hogan’s Heroes, Gilligan’s Island, Mr Ed (the talking horse, Red Skelton, any day over the crap we have now. Even good old Bill Cosby.

    Oh for the good old days!

    • 12:18 am

      Thank you ladywithatruck,

      I always particularly liked Dick VanDyke. There was a man who knew how to fall down. Oh for the good old days indeed.

      All the best,

      Don

    • 1:52 am

      I could not agree more! The junk on these days is brain melting.

    • Anonymous permalink
      2:52 pm

      Even good old Bill Cosby… Even good old Bill Cosby.

  12. 2:07 am

    I blame George Carlin. In 1972, he came up with the “Seven Words you can’t say on Televlsion”.

    From then on, it all went down hill.

    • 12:22 am

      Thank you Friar,

      Could well be he’s the man responsible. Regardless, I suspect that these days the use of all 7 of those words is considered compulsory if you expect to attract a damned audience.

      All the best, lad.

      Don

    • Sedate Me permalink
      8:19 pm

      Technically, he didn’t come up with them. He just put them in a routine.

      Comedians like Bruce, Prior and Carlin were as profane as anyone today. The difference is that they were more than just “blue”, they were very funny. Today, most comedians copy their profanity but completely forget to copy the humour part. They just pose for the camera, spout curses and catch phrases and expect people will laugh at their lame bullshit. (See: Dane Cook)

  13. Fairy Face permalink
    2:31 am

    Hi Don,

    I think comedian Bill Cosby got it right . He’s also tired of the state of the world in general.

    Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 76.. Because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughter and her children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not on the way in.

    He is so right and I for one can’t see it getting any better.

    • 12:34 am

      Many thanks Fairy Face,

      Unfortunately Mr. Cosby and I have been at odds ever since he started promoting puddin’ pops. I’m a tolerant man but a marriage of pudding and popsicle is more than I can abide.

      Always a pleasure to have you stop in,

      Don

  14. brian permalink
    3:09 am

    I have a variety of comedy likes. Bob Hope,Johnny Carson,Chris Rock,Bill Maher,David Letterman,George Carlin,Rodney Dangerfield,and Bill Cosby are my favorites.

    • 12:36 am

      Many thanks Brian,

      You lost me shortly after Johnny Carson I’m afraid. Still, I appreciate you sharing your list.

      Best regards,

      Don

  15. 3:20 am

    Great post. If you search really really hard, there is still honest humor to be found. Ive enjoyed recent books by Ellen DeGeneres and Tina Few. http://wp.me/p1se8R-1H4 The likes of Chelsea Lately, howeer, I do not find funny at all.

    • 1:19 am

      Thank you DiatribeAndOvations,

      Unfortunately, the large print section at my local library doesn’t carry much beyond a handful of romance novels, a few dusty murder mysteries and small sample of reference texts on mole identification and the importance of prostrate health. I’d have a word with the librarian but to be honest, she scares the hell out of me.

      All the best and many thanks for popping in.

      Don

  16. 12:37 pm

    I blame Sesame Street. They’re the ones that taught kids it was ok to steal cookies, live in sin with other puppets, and that “one of these things are not like the other” (so obviously we should mercilessly mock it.) Half of them didn’t even wear clothes. Hippies.

    • 1:29 am

      Thank you Amy,

      I wholeheartedly agree. Sesame Street was always been trouble but once Mr. Hooper died it became positively sinister. Gigantic yellow birds hallucinating and seeing brown elephants? Math obsessed vampires? Bert?

      Hippies indeed. And likely anarchists too.

      All the best,

      Don

  17. 2:02 pm

    Dear Don,

    Additionally, I object to a so-called “comedy channel” that no longer features:

    a) comedians (because Carlos Mencia and his ilk are not comedians so much as a terrible government experiment to make the US lose our collective minds) OR…

    b) even remotely humorous films and shows (actually, Tosh.O isn’t terrible, but it relies on an active interest in the shenanigans of the interwebs, and I know you’re not into that kind of thing).

    It’s enough to make people demand the return of Lawrence Welk, even in cyborg form.

    Best,
    Sorcia

    • 1:39 am

      Thank you Sorcia,

      I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Carlos Mencia or his damned ilk but I’ll take you at your word. He sounds more like a Bond villian than a comedian anyway.

      I have to say that while I’m not sure it would be chock full of laughs, I certainly support the notion of The Lawrence CyberWelk Show. In addition to his playing popular music and amusing us with his famously amusing welk-isms, Cyberlawrence (or welkborg if you prefer) could close each show by ripping a popular modern comedian limb from limb with his hydraulic arms.

      I’d watch.

      All the best,

      Don

  18. 2:04 pm

    PS This asshole, right here: http://www.prlog.org/10573803-jeff-dunham.jpg

    Should. Be. Shot.

    In the face.

    With a gun filled with dead kittens.

    (He’s a racist ventriloquist who mocks the elderly. You would loathe him.)

    • 1:45 am

      Thanks again Sorcia,

      A racist ventriloquist? Good lord…talk about a niche market.

      I’ve heard the name but can’t say I’ve ever seen his act. I’ll consider myself warned and start rounding up some kittens.

      Don

    • Sedate Me permalink
      8:23 pm

      No, no. It’s the dummy who is the racist!

  19. 4:44 pm

    The problem is that there are too few jokes that are funny but that are not profane that haven’t been told already. We’re running out of profane jokes (which can be shown with fewer comedies on network TV. There are more nostalgia channels popping up on TV all the time because today’s comedy isn’t very good. I blame the Cinemafia.

    • 12:20 am

      Thank you Ahmnodt,

      It seems to me that as a culture we really don’t require more than a half dozen good jokes anyway. Anything more than that is just wasteful, decadent and likely an exercise in poor taste.

      All the best,

      Don

  20. 5:52 pm

    Happy New Year, Don!

    What comedy needs is fewer outlets where the crap can play. There would be a much higher level if there was any competition for viewers.

    But, Don, Fatty Arbuckle? I don’t think he represented the best in comedy or humans.

    • 12:22 am

      Thank you Elyse,

      I fully agree. Too many damned companies are simply trying to fill airtime. In my day if you wanted to be on television you had to have some measure of talent. These days, all you need is a willingness to humiliate yourself and a thick skull.

      Best regards, Elyse, and happy new year to you as well.

      Don

  21. 7:22 pm

    lol … the world is going to hell in a hand basket made of crap …

  22. 9:41 pm

    This is a little off-topic, but do you know the manufacturer and pattern name of the upholstery material on your wingback chair, which is so prominently (and delightfully!) featured in your photo and header? I’m considering a redo of my rumpus room and that fabric looks like it would wear like iron.

    • 12:27 am

      Thank you Peg,

      I appreciate your interest in the chair. I always had you pegged as a woman of refined taste. Unfortunately I don’t remember the manufacturer or the pattern name (it might be “rusty brogue” but I’m not sure).

      Not to worry, though, I should still have the receipt tucked away somewhere in the basement. The chair came with a lifetime guarantee and I fully intend to hold the retailer to their word regardless of whether 50 plus years has passed.

      As soon as I can locate a flashlight I’ll head to the crawl space to investigate further. If I’m able to get some additional information, I’ll be sure to let you know.

      Best regards,

      Don

  23. 2:10 am

    hmmm, funny is funny. I don’t care who you are. Why anyone thinks they didn’t kill off the wrong brother on TWO AND A HALF MEN.. I’ll never know. But we drink a lot at our castle.

  24. 3:08 am

    I completely agree. Maybe if we stopped vaccinating everyone all the time for free, they’d start realizing the true meaning of America and stop creating such crude travesties of humor. I just returned today from a visit to the south, and they’re doing it right. Country music and pride, and none of that unfortunate comedy nonsense.

  25. 4:02 pm

    It seems disrespect is the new joke today. The T.V channels (which I have turned away from and picked up a book instead) seem to be littered with this crap. I think they may well call it “Freedom of expression” whatever that means without civility and responsibility – god knows.

  26. 7:29 pm

    I pride myself in keeping my posts PG-13. My last post, a parody about snowboarding (an innocuous topic, I’d say) got tons of slack from offended snowboarders who lashed out at me because I poked fun at their sport. The irony is, their comments were filled with offensive, crude and crass remarks.

  27. fairy face permalink
    10:17 am

    Why would you poke fun at snow baording? I think it’s a fabulous sport. It keeps kids broke, fit and of the streets and I’m all for off the streets. The aren’t wearing down trodden old jeans because they wear the latest of gear and try to excell at their chosen sport. I take my hat / helmut off to them. Also better that than a couch potato. Go kids! Also a new sport to watch during the winter Olympics. LET IT SNOW !

  28. 3:45 pm

    I watched about 5 minutes of Charlie Chaplin attempting to eat soup in a movie last night on TMC.

    The movie was silent.

    I was not.

    I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard at a movie in….well, maybe ever..

  29. 10:24 pm

    “…criminally profane.” Sums it up perfectly. Thanks again for a spot on post and the best chuckle since your last offering! Happy New Year to you.

  30. 12:11 am

    I sincerely doubt you are forced to watched the comedy of my generation. Fortunately for people like you, a lot of the old classics are being restored and brought to DVD and now even Blu Ray format for your reminiscing pleasure. About all I could say to the comedians of today is that originality is quickly running on short supply. Other than that, some of them are downright hilarious. Of course, I can appreciate comedy in ranges from G-rated Christian comedy to raunchy R-rated material. If there is something I do not agree with I am capable of the wonderful act of changing the channel. Rather than complain about what comedy has become, remember it the way appreciated it and I am sure you’ll be just fine. That or just get rid of your television and stop going to the movies.

    • tangman01 permalink
      8:21 pm

      Wow. Are you ARGUING with this blog? Do you also correct bird calls? You must have been the one who thought The Man Show was about auto repair and woodcraft.

    • 3:34 pm

      This is definitely satire sir. He’s not serious at all. In fact, I doubt he’s actually an old man…

  31. 5:27 pm

    Personally, I’m trying to bring back puns. There will probably be a few hurdles in the way, but I’ll get over them.

  32. 6:03 pm

    It’s not that punny, couldn’t agree more…
    Charlie Chaplin still is a genius, and he’s not going anywhere!

  33. 6:44 pm

    Reblogged this on theconservativehillbilly and commented:
    You got that right Don. The boob tube has truly become the portal of the perverse. When I was a kid, I would stay up late and try to catch an episode of Benny Hill, because of the slight chance of seeing a brief glimpse of a woman’s knocker! kids now have instant access to the most vile content known to man.
    I pretty much stick to the Golf and Military/history channels. I can’t even find the old Warner bros. classic cartoons becuase the have been deemed not PC!

  34. 9:55 pm

    Love this.

  35. mackerelskies permalink
    5:11 am

    I feel the need to argue that while I see your point, Groucho Marx liked not just to cross the line, but to keep finding new lines lines to cross – sometimes he found so many in a single session that he could play a rousing game of hopscotch while crossing them.

    If it’s not clear, I really really really love Groucho Marx.

  36. Sedate Me permalink
    6:41 pm

    Sir, is this the kind of high-concept comedy you had in mind? I’m betting you may have even seen these sketches at some point.

    Here’s some sketch humour I chose less for its humour and more for its meaning. It’s loaded full of punny Shakespeare references audiences would never get today. You would be laughed out of a job for just suggesting this kind of thing be tried on TV these days, even on a smaller scale. It requires an audience that has a level of knowledge -and appreciation for – literary works.

    And here’s some classic Brit wordplay thou questeth for.

    Hopefully, you enjoyed the links (and they didn’t embed. I hate it when that happens.)

  37. 10:54 pm

    Many thanks Sedate Me,

    Wonderful links. I hadn’t seen that particular Wayne and Schuster clip but was familiar with both of the sketches from the Two Ronnies. It used to be one of my favorite shows in fact. Very nice to have an opportunity to reacquaint myself with their work – it’s been a very long time since they’ve crossed the screen of my Magnavox.

    Hope you’re well lad. I’m taking a break from the blog for a while. Hope we have an opportunity to chat again sometime soon.

    All the best,

    Don

    • Sedate Me permalink
      4:33 pm

      You’re very welcome, sir.

      As a little kid, I thoroughly enjoyed both shows. It’s sad that neither would have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting on the air today, even in the 500 channel universe. I also miss the old, wood cabinet, TV too. Today’s TV are as warm and friendly as a prostate exam and last about as long as one. Like so much these days, empty and cold.

      If I had a heart, I’d say that I’m heartbroken to hear you’re taking a break from your blog public service to humanity. I hope your spleen (or any other troublesome part) isn’t acting up again and can’t wait to see you back up on your feet venting it again.

      Until then, if I just can’t hold myself back, I might put something in your “in-box”.

      • 8:26 pm

        Many thanks Sedate Me,

        I hope to be back at some point with spleen recharged and ready for venting. Just not sure when that might be. Feel free to drop me a line anytime you like. It would be a pleasure to hear from you.

        Best.

        Don

  38. invadingnola permalink
    12:40 am

    Oh you made me go re-watch the Dean Martin roast hosted by Don Rickles..now that is funny..
    glad I stumbled upon you word space here..mind if I tag along?

    Lynne

  39. 8:46 pm

    I agree with what sedate me wrote above regarding George Carlin. I was actually going to post something similar about GC when I noticed something similar had already been posted.

    Great as always!

  40. 2:01 pm

    Just came across your blog and thought “Mmmm this looks alright”. It is not. It’s fantastic! :)

  41. 11:52 am

    Do I even have to mention female comics? Are we serious? Just because a woman goes a little funny when she’s on her monthly doesn’t give her the right to bare her breasts and try to entertain us for God’s sake.

  42. 7:18 pm

    And they’re just sitting back waiting for us to turn our toes up.

  43. 2:38 pm

    Hilarious post! My favorite comedians are/were Eddie Murphy and George Carlin. I also enjoy alot of Ron Gallager’s humor, and that of the late Jerry Clower. But I don’t enjoy listening to any of the popular comedians these days–they’re so restricted by political correctness they’re downright boring. And those who don’t care about political correctness just spout vulgarities without any cleverness. It’s cleverness, to me, that makes for good laughs. It can be vulgar as hell or clean as heaven, but it’s only funny if it’s clever.

    Two of my favorite “clean” jokes (because they’re clever):

    What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
    I don’t know, and I don’t care.

    “God is dead.” –Nietzsche
    “Nietzsche is dead.” –God

  44. 1:50 pm

    You old Geezer. Don’t you know enough to date your posts? There aren’t even any dates to your comments. Jeez!

  45. Anonymous permalink
    3:49 pm

    Was it you in front of me at the theatre last Wednesday?

    http://queenmjhart.blogspot.com/2012/03/cinematic-assault-of-surreal.html

  46. 2:21 pm

    i just have to say it again i think you Mr Mills…and this is the most profound thing to discuss cos seriously what will our kids be watching on TV 5years from now let alone 10 years from now with this new norm of be vulgar or naked to be funny…really you cant even view some of these shows with your family even though they are being screened on family channels.its not funny!

  47. 11:25 pm

    Mr Mills

    I return to the blogosphere and low and behold…i agree with the crotchety old man that has lots of opinions. Love Abbot and Costello and Milton Berle and saw Don Rickles in Atlantic city..and I am dam near 40 yrs old. Maybe I am more like you then I care to admit….Oh damit there is no brill cream left….gotta go…zman sends

  48. 10:53 pm

    Dear Mr Mills,

    As much as I enjoy and even love the phrase, flinty reprobate–I may even be one–is there no room for satire that’s slightly blue? Without it, you’d have little to rail against and we’d be deprived of your astute observations.

  49. 11:35 am

    I just stopped in to say I Love You Don.

  50. 1:12 pm

    Hope everything is ok. I haven’t seen any updates on this blog for awhile!

    • 1:52 pm

      I second Jean’s comment, Don. Hope you’re having too much damn fun to write.

      • 5:04 pm

        Everything is quite fine thank you Jean & Elyse. Just taking a break from the site for a wee bit. I appreciate your asking.

        All the best,

        Don

  51. 1:19 pm

    Yes, humour isn’t what it used to be. What ever happened to jokes about black cripples from Dublin drowning in vats of Guinness?
    An excellent post, Mr Mills. I must make time to read the archive.

  52. 1:58 am

    Classic, in trully every sense!

  53. 3:31 pm

    This is fantastic lol!

  54. 7:17 pm

    I’m hella funny, though.

  55. 4:58 pm

    I really enjoyed reading this as it was both funny and eloquently written. I appreciate your sense of humor. Thanks. I needed this today.

  56. 8:35 pm

    Just wondering if everything is alright with you since you haven’t written anything in your blog for a while. I hope you are well and will soon resume posting!

  57. 7:51 pm

    I’m a “young person” and I completely agree with you.

    This blog is awesome.

  58. 1:26 pm

    That was wonderfully refreshing. I grew up on double entendres and I miss them. They gave you a chance to cast a glance around the room and see who got it. They were the people that you wanted to get to know. They had a functioning brain.

    Lenny Bruce would definitiely be cast in my description of hell!

  59. 11:50 pm

    Where have you been? Hmmm? I hope all is well with you.

  60. 10:01 pm

    Glad to see you’re still givin’ ‘em hell Don!

    While your post is funny… it’s sickenly sooo true!

    http://rixxblog.wordpress.com/

  61. 8:55 pm

    How to destroy a society: Deplete their nutrition, weaken their education, give them a credit line and distract their attention with meaningless trivia on television and radio. The damage is double; what they get makes them sick and what they don´t get ads slight to injury.

    • 6:07 am

      Agreed. You can also add the loss of the two institutions without which no culture can survive: family and community.

      • 3:01 pm

        Overweight, uninformed, distracted and disconnected…
        It did not happen over night… to produce such a pervasive result you need years of the same experimental conditions.

  62. 1:43 am

    That was awesome.

  63. 6:35 pm

    Sir, you’re absolutely brilliant.

    Thanks for this. Ciao!

  64. 3:32 pm

    Our comics didn’t denigrate our country’s values – they embodied them.

    Well said! Humor helps fuel the soul. Why some are intent on passing poison and disrespect onto others veiled as humor, is frankly puzzling.

    Happy Independece Day! And many more!

  65. Stephanie permalink
    2:19 am

    Mr. Mills,
    This blog is quite honestly the most entertaining one I have encountered. I have been laughing so loudly that you would probably come knock on my door and tell me to shut my trap if you lived next door to me. I shall endeavor to respect my neighboring elders and laugh more silently, but your gift of wit might just make that impossible. Thank you, sir, for your articulate, hysterical, and often utterly-correct blog about those of us from the younger generations. This 23 year old greatly appreciated it.
    Sincerely,
    Stephanie

  66. Dr Tim permalink
    9:57 pm

    And they’re not even Goddamn funny (excuse the profanity)! Getting used to these new reading glasses – can just about make it out – has taken a while. Hope all’s good with you, Don?
    Dr T

  67. Sebastian March permalink
    9:27 pm

    “They’re subversive, they’re crude and they’re undoing our social fabric one HBO special at a time.”

    That sentence alone just got you a new follower.

  68. 12:23 pm

    I have nominated you for the One Lovely Blogger award and the Versatile Blogger award, just in case you wanted to know :D

  69. Saurabh Chanda permalink
    4:09 pm

    Mr Mills,

    A young one salutes you for being true to your generation, and reminding young ones that comedy can be clean and funny at the same time.

    Yours sincerely,

    Saurabh

  70. 11:59 pm

    You’re right, Don. These damn whippersnappers don’t know their ass from a thingamajig. Take the sitcoms ……… please. Use to be all you had to do was flush a damn toilet to get a laugh. Nowadays, you need two hookers and a pound of coke just to keep ‘em tuned in. Good night, Gracie.

  71. 12:02 am

    And another thing, why don’t they speak louder? Bad enough I can’t see a damn thing, what the hell are they whispering about?

  72. 3:45 pm

    Hey Don. I just came across this article and it made me think of you: http://gawker.com/5934400/butthole-tattoos-are-the-next-big-thing-%5Bnsfw%5D

    Further proof of young people being on the path to damnation.

    Nerdy Romantic (http://nerdyromantic.com)

  73. 2:21 am

    I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to one of my very funny shows but I definitely agree with you. I am fond of a knock-knock joke and I also find it very amusing to make fun of hirsute people, as was the way in the 1950s. I also know a good joke about minced steak but I am afraid it’s in French. By the way, I like your spectacles.
    You are an inspiration to us all. Thomas G. Putty (my manager and a very good friend) agrees.

    http://barrycarrot.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/purchasing-caravans-for-the-safeguard-of-cousin-anthonys-german-verbs-and-whos-odour-there-none-other-than-fishy-abdul-bambang/

  74. 2:37 pm

    When we stop making jokes at other’s expense, maybe we will find our true sense of humour again!

  75. 6:55 pm

    Hi Don
    Over in the UK they’ve given up having laugh tracks on sitcoms. I used to think they didn’t have a studio audience because the humour was too subtle. Now I know they’ve got a studio audience but they’re just not laughing.
    Yeah, bring back comedy that’s funny.

  76. 7:27 pm

    We miss you!

  77. 8:08 pm

    Maybe some of the younger comics should study the late great Phyllis DIller. One of her cackles was five times filthier than a four letter word and ten times funnier.

  78. 1:22 pm

    Agreed. I’m happen to be a young person myself, but I try very hard to be decent. As for the disgusting sense of humor my peers have, well, I just prefer not to laugh.

  79. 3:09 am

    Alright old timer…you made your point. In a very funny way I might add. It is true that most younger people have a perverse sense of humor but what tickles the funny bone is only symptomatic of a much larger issue. Our education system is failing and most people no longer are willing to work hard. Success is something to be frowned upon and so we live dreary lives, accomplishing nothing and with our minds turning to mush – laugh at crotch grabbing morons.

  80. soumya permalink
    4:36 am

    please write something…. hope you are doing good.

  81. Mr. Nice Guy permalink
    2:20 pm

    Normally I have no problem with most old people. My only problem is that they think we should kiss their ass when we have no idea who they even are. When I try to be nice to a senior it usually goes one of two ways. First, they are either just as nice to me as I am to them, no problem there. Or second, they are rude as hell for no reason considering I told them to have a nice day. If they do not want to have a nice day that is not my problem, it is theirs. What happened to the saying treat people the way you want to be treated? That and the fact that old people have just a low of an IQ as some of the stupid teenagers that you talk about. I work at a movie theater and there are ramps on the sides of the concession stands. Don’t walk up and complain that there are no ramps when there is a sign saying handicap accessible starring you right in the face. I understand that you may not be able to make it up the steps normally but at least open your eyes. Again, I do not hate old people, just the old people that seem like I did something wrong to them when I did the complete opposite. Oh yeah and I also think that old people should have to retake their driver’s test because let’s face it, some of you can’t drive. Then again that’s almost all of the people on the road these days…

  82. 7:43 pm

    Dear Crabby Old **** (I don’t like saying that word),
    I love your blog, and I intend to subscribe. Do you take topic requests?

  83. 7:13 pm

    Im 14 and live in Britain and I agree that some teenagers can be awful, yes, but there are some of us who are decent. I spend about two hours every day doing homework along with 7 hours in school. I get A*s in everything, am doing Duke of Edinburgh award and do sporting activities for charity. I do agree with you that some teenagers nowadays are awful but I’d like to say that a few of us are decent:)

    For more about the uneventful-yet-entertaining life of a 14 year old Brit, go to uniquelysophie.wordpress.com

  84. 1:21 pm

    Being a grumpy old man in training and self proclaimed comedy writer I wanted to chime in on this excellent piece and some of the commentary.

    People have mentioned Carlin and Bruce. We forget that prior to his death Carlin was really the quintessentail grumpy old man comic. Carlin evolved over a long career as a comic. The (in)famous “Seven Words” routine, he is not using explatives for the sake of shock value. He is disecting the language in and intelligent and original manner.. A judge ruled on this, smiling and chuckling as he heard some of Carlins work. One of my fave stories about Carlin was when two of the nuns who had taught Carlin in Morningside Heights stopped his mother to discuss George’s fame and career. Mrs Carlin was embarrassed and said ” I know sister…the language”. The savvy nun piped up and said.”Oh no, George is using it contextually and observationally”

    Bruce was a breakthrough comedian who’s work has not stood the test of time.

    Cosby is a storyteller, which is a special talent in and of it self. There are few comparrisons to Bill.

    Then we have the “Chitlin Circuit” with extremely “blue” comics like Lawanda Page and Redd Foxx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpBjqQ1XEEE&feature=related
    The subject matter is crude, but the language is clean….and it’s funny and clever.

    Great piece. I am looking forward to reading more.

  85. 5:53 pm

    I used to be an awful teenager, but I have grown into a fine young man!

  86. 6:57 pm

    but your blog also has profanity on it so how are you not part of that group?

  87. 2:31 pm

    I like to consider myself a young fart: someone who acts like you, thinks like you, and talks like you, except is young. : P

  88. 4:14 pm

    You should do something like Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if…” only do “You might be a young person/crabby old fart if…”. Oh, and I was wondering if you died because you haven’t done a new post in forever.

  89. 5:23 pm

    I love the 41 problems with young people list. Classic and hilarious!! I agree with every last one of them!!

  90. 5:52 pm

    I nominated you for the Liebster Award, and well deserved it is!!
    Lorna :)

  91. 1:44 pm

    Anyone, has Don died?

    • 1:56 pm

      Lol, I was ABOUT to post that exact question… there has been nothing for ages!! :( poor Don

    • Limp RIchard permalink
      7:55 pm

      It’s pretty obvious he’s been dead for a while. He shouldn’t have fired his home health care worker, she might have at least found his body. It’s probably mummified by now. I wonder who, if anyone, finally made it into his will. I am just curious about who is going to get the old Buick.

  92. jtvandenberghe permalink
    12:09 am

    This post reminded me so much of my dad’s view of the younger generation that I immediately emailed it to him. I have no idea if he knows about or even reads blogs, but if I could recommend any, it would be yours!

  93. 6:10 pm

    my Dads favorate quote growing up was ” stay away from those Damn Huligans “.. still wondering what exactly is a huligan ? but your antics remind me of growing up .. Thanks !

  94. 6:04 pm

    Being young I do enjoy a good profane joke here and there, but they get old fast. They do more damage than people think. It is bringing tension between race, religion, and sex again.

  95. 1:19 am

    Glad to see you’re still giving them hell Don.
    I’m still following your blog but it’s been a while since contributing to my own.

    Don’t let the young bastards get ya down! :-)

    All the best!

    ~~ Rick
    rixxblog,wordpress.com

  96. 10:06 am

    Mr. Mills,
    I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger’s Award! I just could not wait!!!! Love your posts!

  97. 1:03 pm

    Hey Don,

    Great article, and website. I enjoyed it so much that I thought I would share it on my own site! Keep up the good work.

  98. 10:21 pm

    Reblogged this on Specter6.

  99. 2:49 pm

    “Magnavox”! Wow…that made me pause! It’s been a looooong time since I’ve heard that word lol!! But I hear ya! The Jackass movies are a prime example of how low things have sunk. I grew up in the 70’s when comedy was still rich….one of my favs, was Carol Burnett

  100. 4:23 am

    I suppose with all of the comic garbage going around, we can at least know when we come upon some works of genius. Too bad the pile keeps building on up though to hide that true spark. Indeed, the television and the Interwebz have become perverse portals. Some things can’t be unseen.

  101. 6:38 pm

    Amen!!! In the 45 years as a stagehand, I worked a lot of comics, the old timers like Bob Hope and Red Skeleton, and a lot of new comers, I didn’t even bother to remember their names.

  102. 1:00 pm

    Reblogged this on Exploring Colors of life and commented:
    Can’t agree more

  103. 3:30 am

    If you want to get a glimpse of hell, watch an episode of any prime time “comedy” show. Stab. Me. In. The. Eyeball.

    I’ll give you a good knock knock joke any day.

    NOTE: That was a double entendre. You’re welcome.

  104. 9:35 pm

    Amen, Old Man! I agree! ~Darcy

  105. 6:22 pm

    Did Don die?

  106. 5:43 pm

    Too many people take these internet memes too seriously and instead of formulate their own opinions, decide that they have a chance to voice their ignorance. As one of the youth that you probably hate, I am on your side with how incessantly annoying people have become.

  107. Kallum Phillips permalink
    6:20 am

    I’d have to agree

    The best form of comedy is intelligent humour (in my opinion). Well thought out comedians who tell well thought out jokes. Take Tim Minchin for example, he actually uses intelligence, with an occasional mix of an adult reference, and usually tells it how it is. That’s why his comedy is unique, and why people enjoy it
    Disgusting, unintelligent humour is what makes comedy a bad thing

  108. SomeForAll permalink
    2:40 am

    Reblogged this on Some For All.

  109. 6:32 am

    The comedy of today isn’t really close to being funny. Most of it at least..

  110. 5:25 am

    Weird, you have a blog that speaks to me. I too am an old man with no time for laughter. In fact, I have a blog that isn’t funny at all! Its about my job as a music filter for the Canadian government. Feel free to now check it out. I don’t care.

  111. 3:06 am

    Not so much humor as it is foul and gross now-a-days

  112. 3:25 pm

    Well first of all, to each his own. I’m sure there were guys your age now when you were in your late teens or early 20’s who thought you were out of control too. If not then good for you. You must have been a swell kid. Isn’t that kind of how most of us humans function? We do stupid shit until it’s time to grow up and go out into the real world? However, I’m 26 years old and still feel uncomfortable saying the word “damn” in front of my mom because I was raised in a traditional southern family where you always say ma’am and sir (which I still say today) and you can bet that I’m going to raise my kids the same way. Who cares that young people act like retards? I think it’s hilarious. The fact is there is a shitty cycle of how Hollywood portrays the young kids of today’s world and then kids everywhere emulate it to be “cool”. It doesn’t make it morally wrong it makes it funny as hell and sometimes sad. Because 90% of those idiots are high school drop outs who can’t find their nuts with a flashlight. It’s like watching a train with the track out ahead and the kids will either grow up and slow down or crash and burn in a horrific blaze of glory. Hell I guarantee you I probably have the raunchiest and worst blog on this whole website even though I just joined today. I get drunk 5 days a week and act like a total asshole 7 days a week. But I still have a 4.0 GPA and this time next year will be a second lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps on my way to becoming an F-35B pilot. I guess my point is that if your blog is for entertaining purposes like mine is (even though my stories and soon to be many stories are all 100% true) then you succeeded because I thought it was great. I look forward to reading a bunch more of your stuff and butting heads with you. But right now I have a ton of Arabic homework as I am across the pond in Morocco studying Arabic. Later pops….

  113. 1:27 pm

    Reblogged this on it writes itself.

  114. 2:47 pm

    It seems you’re just too damned self-absorbed in your own narcissistic, whiny-ass bullshit to invent or create an entirely PEACEFUL, LOVING, JOYOUS, GRATEFUL, THANKFUL place devoid of your present sentiments, you old fart. All your grousing is doing nobody any good, especially YOU. Drop dead, blow your head off, stab yourself, commit suicide and leave the rest of us happy people alone, you old fossil. Who cares if you knew George Washington personally. I thought that since you looked like Yoda you were also wise. Here’s five bucks, go fuck yourself. And if YOU, you old coot, can name where each of those lines came from, then here’s your reward –> :-)

  115. 3:14 pm

    Mr. Mills,
    Are you really an old man, or are you a young person with the heart of an old man who is disappointed in his generation of young folk? I’ve just never met an old person with this much sarcasm and the savvy to maintain a blog.

  116. 1:14 pm

    I’m a young person.

    I like laughing at the reprobates with a dirty mind clutching at their genitals, telling off-color jokes and carrying on a like raving fool on a day pass from a home for the criminally profane.But, I like laughing at old people doing stupid things more.

    I like laughing at old people who don’t have a flatscreen TV. I like laughing at old people who mute the TV during the adverts, only to then sit there in silence. Old people are funny.

  117. 4:26 pm

    I so agree with you..these days, jokes are not jokes if you have not screamed enough, if your gestures have not been wild enough. Subtlety is gone

  118. 5:23 am

    First post of yours I’ve read. I think it’s great, and it’s still making me think.

  119. John C. permalink
    3:42 pm

    You have so many stereotypical generalizations about young people that I can’t tell if your entire blog is a running joke. When I first read your blog I thought it was pretty funny, but as I read more it appeared that your outsider accusations of this new generation are very serious. Do you really think this new generation is that bad? Every generation adds something very different to society.

  120. 7:56 am

    I like a good rape joke. I laugh at racial stereotypes. Each sentence I read of this post in my head was the voice of some old Clint Eastwood looking fool saying, “Get off my lawn!” If laughing at the world lands me in hell, well, I guess I’ll just start making fun of the devil.

  121. 3:00 pm

    I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award! Hopefully I’m doing it right and you’ve not got it yet. If you already have, take it as a token of my admiration (?) and award yourself the [insertawardhere] trophy. Good enough.

  122. 10:26 am

    You are rude, disrespectful…and funny as hell! You deserve a medal for this blog, so keep it up old man! Oh…and can you follow my blog please cause I followed yours lol http://theyoyoblogger.com/ Peace to you! :-)

  123. 12:19 pm

    hilarious blog!! read mine? http://gillgirl82.wordpress.com/ :)

  124. 3:55 pm

    I’m missing “The Carol Burnett Show”, “I Love Lucy”….

  125. 2:56 pm

    WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! He’s talking about how we’ve become a nation sissies & boy band lovers. Now in college they think they have the right to speak down on the heroes of our great nation! You’d be speaking japanese or german if it weren’t for them. How dare u!

  126. 1:38 pm

    THIS IS AWESOME. I love your blog and plan to spend time at work catching up on it…because a happy employee is a productive one. Or something like that.

  127. 6:50 pm

    Hey I hear you, dear. Sometimes it’s out of control, however, if that’s the way they try to make sense out of this crazy world. Who are we to judge. When the comedians of those days were out, it was a different world and politics. Parents weren’t killing their babies or shooting up movie theaters.

  128. OO6 permalink
    6:59 pm

    yea your generation was to coward to face these things us young people have to joke about because yall didnt have the balls to talk about; or even the humanity to fix it. SINS OF OUR FATHERS is all i see today so if i crack a joke about how your dumba$$ ideas didnt fix anything because it jus ignored it so what. you cant fight the youth cause were stronger, so if you dont like it then dont look, dont listen, follow your values and dont stoop to our level of class if its so untolerable. you posting this is no different than any other silver spoon kid who aint ever had it ruff your just like any other piece of trash you talk about. Hippocrite :) its ok we all gonna burn in hell jus wait

  129. 2:12 am

    Reblogged this on hshannon13 and commented:
    I agree that society is heading towards a downward spiral, however, I don’t think young people can take all the blame for the nation’s “moral decay.” I think it’s this generation that will help modernize ideas and beliefs without losing important traditional values.

  130. 4:44 pm

    This is a crock. In your “day” people were as vulgar, if not more so than they are now, it just wasn’t chronicled by media.

  131. 1:12 am

    I’m mostly insulted when humor is uncreative…I’ve heard some old jokes that are pretty profane, but are at the same time creative in their presentation. I’ve also seen some pretty old pornography….It must have been hard to send dirty text messages with a telegraph:)

  132. 9:14 pm

    Hello Don,
    I love your blog! Not only humorous but well written and I mostly agree whole heartedly! Keep up the good work. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you! I look forward to reading more of your work!
    Penny

  133. 4:56 pm

    Thanks for the Rant – You nailed it! I remember watching one such HBO special about 25 years ago… The guy kept saying “F” this and “F” that and getting laughs. I sat there (half drunk) think to myself; “What so funny about a guy swearing, that’s not comedy.”
    Thanks for your perspective!

  134. 6:13 am

    From what I have heard from parents who grew up in the generation before me I would say that they were a little more crazy. Stories I have heard are some ludicrous ones. The only thing different between the older generation and ours is that we are monitored a lot more. Everything is caught on tape now. Back then cameras were the only thing. Now a day we have many social media sites and ways of communicating. It is a completely different time period than it was for the older generation. I am not saying my generation is better, I’m just saying that it was easier to get away with stuff back then.

  135. 10:06 pm

    That posts a real ripper Don. I got a link from my dear friend Julia at ‘Defeat Despair’ and I must say, while I’m a young 52, I can sure relate. What I find too, is some people talk so loud in public. It’s almost as if what they’re saying has importance to the whole room, or so THEY think. Usually, it’s not funny at all.

  136. 4:30 pm

    The television is the main destructive tool used by the Satanic forces in the universe.

    http://hebrewofyhwh.wordpress.com/the-television-and-the-human-brain-watch-at-your-own-risk/

  137. 3:16 pm

    New to Blogging and Wow you hit the nail on the head for the moral decay. You sound angry though about more than that, What about if you don’t mind me asking?

  138. 5:15 am

    I love you.

  139. curbandstreet permalink
    1:58 pm

    Thanks for “wiping the smirk off Hitler’s face”. :)

  140. amyishyper permalink
    7:37 pm

    This is so funny…even though you’re dissing my generation of people.

  141. 6:58 pm

    Wonderful post! So happy I found you. Cannot wait to read the rest.

  142. 1:36 pm

    Fantastic blog. I’m enjoying the comments as much as the posts!

  143. 8:36 pm

    Thank you.

  144. 3:45 am

    hahahaha….its very funny……i am enjoying to read it

  145. 11:04 pm

    I loved all the old comedians, but when I watch them today they seem pretty lame…except for Jack Benny, he can say nothing and be funny. This old fart thinks much of today’s comedy is damn funny, sorry.

  146. 7:04 pm

    I find you annoying and a waste of time. You must be younger than me. :)

  147. 1:01 am

    I like my funny clever. Outrageous is silly but not very clever. Many temporary comedians are outrageously silly and sadly not clever… Here’s to Harvey and Tim laughing in up on Carol, Frasier reruns and Violet Bucket…
    Thanks for being a seasoned sounding board.
    AnnMarie
    newbie blogger

  148. 2:45 am

    As a member of the younger generation, I would have to agree that the moral integrity of the masses seems to be slowly deteriorating.

  149. 10:13 pm

    I love your sense of humor. Much of what you say is completely true. You should be president.

  150. 8:01 am

    Where’s the like button? I don’t want to talk to you, I just want to discreetly push like and go to the next post. I’m young. I’m busy. I don’t have time for this. Stop making me visit the damn nursing home! All I want to do is make a short phone call which mysteriously and conveniently cuts out as soon as you start talking too long. I’m going to have a word to the nurses about you, maybe they can change your medication.

  151. 1:27 am

    You have more vitality than today’s teens. Keep on writing!

  152. 1:28 pm

    These damned kids don’t know a thing about good writing either. Good work, Don.

  153. 12:21 pm

    I loved your article and found it very entertaining. Definitely gave it a ‘like.’ If you want to read another blog full of silliness, try Begoodorbgoodatit.com

  154. 5:12 pm

    Sir,
    (While perusing your comment policy, I laughed almost as much as I did through this post!)
    Thank you for valiantly attempting to raise comedic standards.
    I thoroughly enjoyed your diatribe.

  155. 3:43 pm

    Normally I carry around a barrel of fruit to throw at old people when I see them (Reference: http://itsallabithazy.com/2014/05/07/zen-guide-to-dealing-with-traffic-for-the-fully-realized-individual/) However old person, I find you humorous and if I see you walking around being old and decrepit I won’t throw fruit at you, nor will I swerve at you when I see you driving 25 mph on the freeway. Keep being entertaining…. for a while anyway.

  156. 1:34 pm

    I really enjoyed your blog. A lot of funny parts which I love! I’d really appreciate it if you’d take a look at my humorous blog at BeGoodorBGoodAtIt.com and tell me what you think. Keep up the great work!

  157. 10:51 pm

    How did you people make babies?

  158. Spencer permalink
    2:12 pm

    Well, the “simple pleasures of double entendres, amusing pratfalls and adeptly censored one-liners” aren’t taken to be that funny anymore. Things have changed, the way people live changed, too. Back in the old days, things just weren’t kept in record so they couldn’t catch every crazy move of the young people. Did you know that in every generation there had been ramblings going on about “Oh, the young people these days…” Just rise above it.

  159. 12:37 pm

    The humor of the past and the present is constantly evolving into new areas. The new humor might not be idea considering where we came from in the past, but people want to explore that which has been suppressed. This includes sexuality, racism, and other various topics undisguised in the past. Now that I understand your opinion of young people maybe you should understand my perspective of old people. Check out my blog at collegestereotypes.com when you get a chance.

  160. 11:38 pm

    Excellent blog. I’ve been aimlessly searching for a blog with decent humor and quality grammar. I’ve found it.

  161. 4:16 pm

    I’m a young person… AND I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU!

  162. 10:23 am

    Well observed and bitingly funny. Maybe it should be you we are seeing on the screen good sir.

  163. 12:53 am

    Great post. Made me laugh.. Keep up the good work!

  164. 8:45 am

    I have nominated you for the Liebster Award for new blogs. I hope you will accept the nomination! You will find a link to your site, along with information about the award, if you click on the following link: http://othersideofregular.wordpress.com/

  165. 3:30 pm

    Love your writting, it’s extremely funny :D

    Pass by http://itisbutton.com for some laughs

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