God Damned Young People Are All High on the Drugs!
The problem with young people today is that they are all high on the drugs.
When I was in short pants we didn’t have drugs. The only pills we popped were aspirin and you only got them if you lost a finger in the combine.
If my old dad had ever caught me sniffing glue or licking the backs of toads he’d have pelted me with rocks and sent me to military school faster than you could say “Reefer Madness.”
But these kids today! They’re all a bunch of glassy-eyed, bong-toting dope fiends. They’re hopped up on crystal methadone, topped up on LSD, puffing on the marijuana and acting like a bunch of marauding half-wits at a village idiot convention.
It’s disgraceful and it makes me furious.
The way I see it these young folks are already dangerously low on the brain cell count and they god damned can’t afford to be frying the few they have left.
In my day, we had common sense. If we wanted to cut loose we had a few drinks and went for a joy ride in the Desoto – safe stuff that never hurt anybody ever.
But these young people today. They say they need to take drugs in order to “escape.”
Escape from what damn it? Their playstations, six figure allowances and designer underpants? It’s a load of malarkey and they damn well know it. They don’t need drugs. What they need is a 16 hour work day, a shot of cod liver oil and a god damned kick in the ass.
And you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.
They’re all on drugs. That’s what’s wrong with young people today.